Christmas Tree Dilemna
Sometimes the Christmas season can be rather taxing on a person. This evening after dinner I was ready to do the man thing on the couch, (short nap) I settled in and turned the TV on.. Then my wife comes in and announces we are putting up the Christmas tree and all the decorations tonight, [...]
Abbott and Costello and a Computer
Bud Abbott and Lou Costello’s famous sketch “Who’s on first?” might have turned out something like this: COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you? COSTELLO: Thanks. I’m setting up an office in my den and I’m thinking about buying a computer. ABBOTT: Mac? COSTELLO: No, [...]
Dating My Daughter..
As my daughter is slowly turning into a very striking young lady I am dreading the thought of her ever dating anyone.. I want her to remain daddy’s little girl forever.. However I know that will not happen ,so here are a few rules for dating my daughter… (thanks to a friend for this one, [...]
Parishioners
In a small town, there was a person who decided to open up a brothel that was right opposite to a church. The church and its congregation started a campaign to block the brothel from opening with petitions and prayed daily against his business. Work progressed. However, when it was almost complete and was about [...]
The Gossiper Cure
Ever get caught up in a nasty rumor, be it true or false? Here’s a funny little story of one man who was falsely accused of one thing, so he quite easily turned the tables on his accuser without saying a word. Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church’s morals, kept sticking [...]
Ducks in Heaven
Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says,‘We only have one rule here in heaven: Don’t step on the ducks! So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and [...]
Bologna And Brilliance
As we all get older with the passing of time, there are those selected few who believe that instead of wisdom, mindlessness comes with age. I recently read a story tells how it is wisdom which ones age has achieved, and trials to which the mind can overcome.This is the story…. A wealthy old lady [...]
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